thanks a lot al gore, thanks a fuckton. i was all ready to say that this fucking heat was an aberration, that there’s no way california would sustain this kind of humidity….but nooooo, you had to go and do the most AMAZiNG thing ever annd promote your new movie by ACTUALLY somehow changing the weather. fuck you gore, i mean that, that’s a shitty way to get people into an overair-conditioned theater to watch your lecture-movie.

and the good news is….it’s not going away. we’re going to be getting indian style daily monsoons, like more than just january.
All long-range models conclude that California’s temperatures will warm on the average of 3 to 6 degrees. Meaning, a current average temperature of 50 degrees (high and low temperatures averaged together) would warm to between 53 and 56 degrees. That in and of itself means little without folding out data into average high and low temperature plan at the regional level. For a city with an average high and low of 60 and 40, the temperature could change to 76 and 36 in a drier climate or 66 and 46 in a moist environment.

California has numerous microclimates. Depending upon inland temperatures and cooler Pacific Ocean temperatures, the future of California’s onshore flow hangs in the balance. Many of California’s microclimates are in place due to existing climate trends and the availability or absence of the onshore flow. As these trends change, the microclimates will evolve accordingly. They could simply disappear. The Pacific Ocean currents are dependent upon salinity levels and temperature, as well as northern latitudinal ice melt. An increase in salinity levels and warmer water temperatures could lead to permanent waning of the onshore flow, warming coastline temperatures, and a increasing the monsoon influence in southern California during summer months.

forget all that "could" stuff, it’s already happening, this is just for cali, not to even begin to mention the fucking week of no power in queens (that must be AWESOME) or people dying all over. here in LA desert plants are growing and budding bigger, faster, and worst of all earlier. and cali and the entire southwest is not exactly terrained to handle large amounts of flowing water, all the dirt will run off and WE WILL FIND THE GOLD UNDERNEATH THE GROUND…and then after we mine that up, the monsters come up. all thanks to you al gore. you don’t even get capitalized.

you know what? fuck it. in honor of mr. i-founded-tha-innanets, i’m gonna go fly a kite in this million degree weather.

in my underwear. like that girl in the picture. except she’s not flying the kite. she’s just standing there like a doofus waiting for al gore to sweep her off her feet. i’d be on the other end of the string, trying to stab her in the head with my flying cursor.

hyah!

and then i’m gonna go have to go fix my innanets, since it’s only a series of tubes

all this heat has probably busted up something.

damn you al gore.